<Done over a 5 week period. In other words, this took forever. Not that it had to- I'm just extremely slow.>

FAQ -
"I am stupid and knew that I was going to be offended by this pic, and yet I clicked anyway, and now I am offended! What are you going to do about it, huh? Huh?"
--> Laugh at you. A lot. And then shake my head and go write some boy-porn.
-askerian


Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off.
-Lady-Hanaka


"In the confrontation between the stream
and the rock, the stream always wins -
not by strength but by perseverance."
- H. Jackson Brown


If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
- WC Fields


"I've read about studies which examined the difference between men with masculine features vs. feminine features and how women perceived them to have different personality traits. For example, feminine looking men were considered more sensitive, better with children, more creative, etc. and masculine looking men were considered more aggressive, domineering, etc. I am more attracted to men with feminine features, and I also value the kinds of qualities the study said more feminine looking men were expected to have. Maybe this is true for you too?

Maybe you like soft characters so that you can handle them easily. You subconsciously feel that he will be pliable to your whims."

<Guilty. I just feel like I'm gonna vomit ever time I see one of those walking packs of muscle on the beach... so ugly... and when we're 40, who's gonna care about 3 years anyway. So, I saw this & thought 'Awesome. I'll have a good husband in the future! Then I saw the last part & thought 'I'm looking for someone who's "easy to handle" and who's "pliable to my whims?" That sounds like I'm a mean bitch or something. Great. Now I feel like an evil pedophile. WTH....' T^T>


Gerontophilia refers to the sexual preference for the elderly. The word is originated from Greek: Geron, which means "old man" and philie, which means "love". Specialized terms are alphamegamia for the attraction to an older man and anililagnia for the attraction to an older woman.

<Nya ha ha! For all my friends who think it's disgustin to like a boy a year younger than us, but think it's PERFECTLY normal for them to wanna date a guy who's 17 years older than them! XP >.< >


-Japan- Real pronunciations:

日本:にほん : Nihon: Japan

日本語:にほんご : Nihongo: Japanese language

日本人:にほんじん : Nihonjin: Japanese person/people


There you go. I gave you kanji/hiragana/and romaji

-Pronounciation:

"ni" as in kNEE
"ho" as in HOme but make it more of a o sound at the end.
& "n" as in Nickle

For the Japanese language you say the same thing but with "go" at the end, as in GOat.

And for a Japanese person/people you say the same thing but just add Jin as in... jeen.


うちはイタチ - Uchiha Itachi

日向ネジ...
<Does anyone know what that means? The first 3 are kanji & I can't even translate kanji into romaji, yet. I know the last one's "ji," though.>


Shy people unite... AHH! Other people! Run awaayy!

<Yup, presentation in Mandarin today. I shook like a leaf the whole time & it sucks because no one else in that class has really bad stage fright... how do you even get a class without ANY stage frightened people in it!?!? WTF!
It was so bad that my teacher (Wang Laoshi - Shasha) came up to me after class, gave me a big hug, & said "Thank you so much for trying!" How bad can you get that the teacher feels they have to give you emotional support you?!?!? It was really nice of her, though...>


Every silver lining has a cloud. 0.o
<Okay, I think the glass is half empty & all that. So, I'm not an optimist! You wanna make sumthin' of it? Huh? Huh?!>

Join the Light Side! We stole the Dark Side's cookies!
<I've never seen star wars but that's awesome.>


When stalking one's prey, it is best to take one's time. Say nothing, and as sure as eggs he will become curious and emerge.
-To Kill A Mockingbird Pg 83. (Said by: Scout)


A life? Where can I download one of those? 8D


When life gives you lemons, make cranberry juice and let the rest of the world figure out how the fuck you did it!


YAOI IS DA BOMB, GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT? WELL I DON'T CARE!!


98% of DeviantArt's anime fanbase are yaoi fans. If you are part of the 98% who are, copy this into your signature.
<For the haters who made the "2% who aren't" one!>


"Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in their."


KITTIES ARE FULL OF AWESOMENESS, DAMMIT!!
<Ok... so maybe that one was me....>



**／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、 ~ヽ
　じしf_,)ノ
KittyKatt says "Purrrrr~~"

<Yea, Kira-chan! I fluff u almost as much as Naru-kun! XD
Sasu-kittyXNaru-cat!>



╔══╗♫
║██║♥Can't live without
║(o)║my music medicine
╚══╝

<Grrr! I can't make the black thingies work on dA!>


╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Put this
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║ anywhere you want
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝ if you
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗
╚╩═╩╝╚╩╝╚╩══╝╚╝╚══╝╚╝ NARUTO!



Itachi: o/_\o
Sasori : @_@
Deidara: /^_\ )
Hidan: *_*
Kakuzu; $_$

Tobi: (*)))
Pein: - :: -
Konan: (*/-_-\
Zetsu: (^^(o_O)^^)
Kisame: =^_^=

<My Extras! (3 each!)>

Naruto: =^-^= =0,0= ==.==
Sasuke: \: ( /:0 |:[
Sakura: ^^ ):'| : )
Sai: : | ^-^ ~_~


95% of kids laugh at other kids because they are different. Copy this into your sig. if you're part of the 5% that laughs at the other 95% because they're all the same.


Breads spread with butter always land on the side with the butter. Cats always land on their paws. What will happen if you spread butter on a cat's back and throw him off the cupboard?
<But don't test that idea unless you're a dirty d***/c*** m*********** who likes to kill animals. In which case, I will HUNT YOU DOWN for endangering poor Kira-chan's safety. I will find your home. I will find you family. I will haunt you in your dreams. (Somehow.) And I will even CHAIN MAIL you to death! So, DON'T do it! D:< >


¿¡What!?


][_ {[]} ][_ ! ! !

<L O L ! ! !>


<On yahoo mail, if you click "Subject-O-Matique" button when you make an email, random headers will pop up. These aren't even half of the things that popped up....>
<*s mean more important or better than the others.>

So the early bird gets the worm. But what about the early worm?
For self-starters only
You ATE the grand panjandrum's booties?
I'll take that drink now.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I hate eating breakfast on an empty stomach
Zero tolerance for lactose intolerance
Seeking a contextually relevant trap page
Wanna try the Good Cop/Bad Cop routine?
*Astonishing feats of MENTALISM!
superfluous super flues
*My mono isn't getting better...it could turn into stereo
Damn these scruples! <?>
Did you say Yute? What's a Yute? <My question exactly.>
My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded.
re: please don't call me a chinchilla
Pandora didn't think outside the box
*Asking for your daughter's paw in marriage
*Define "love"
*Wake me up when it's time to go to sleep
My hobby is collecting dust
You can't make friends with salad.
*memory is the greatest trick we play on ourselves, after reality
Do me a favor, and don't do me anymore favors
I'm NOT fat...that's my money belt
*chai tea vs. tai chi
*Eating pasta with chopsticks <Yes, I am, thank you.>
holy schadenfreude batgirl
I'll transfer your skills to the legumes
i've arranged a list of exciting things we can do for the next thirty years <Hope you're not talking to your new boyfriend... unless you're trying to loose him.>
Re: Are you alone? <Creeper....>
I don't know quite how to say this
this body is slowing and my mind is reverse growing
*Do you suffer from uncontrollable falling down? <Yes. It's a long story, but it started around the time I turned 1 and->
*Have you tried the HotPockets? They're breathtaking!
*Hydrate or DIE!!!
*Cannibals are what they eat
If the cubicle's a-rockin', don't bother knockin' <Well then....>
*you're not as objectionable as you seem to be, are you? <Offense taken?>
*Dang it! Evil triumphs again!
Why does Chinese food always taste better in front of a computer?
The sushi boats are in the harbor for the night
You're that crazy shark, aren't you? I'm just a dolphin, maam.
I'd like 600 mirrors please <Narcissist.>
*What we have here is a failure to communicate
*Great mind thinks alike.
Anachronistic Antidisestablishmentarianism: A Case Study <That 1st one's pretty difficult, huh?>
*You! Off my planet!
Revoking your creative license
*We sell solutions, not software
I changed her oil, she changed my life
Tired of having sand kicked in your face? <No, it doesn't happen to me. Cuz if it did, someone would be missing something important to them.>
Thank god and Greyhound she's gone
This is the first email of your new life
we have located your pants

<S-s-s-soo mannyy....>


On your mark, aim, action!!!
-dA's Mikeinel


AFFECT & EFFECT: <Now, for the hated grammar....>

*The word AFFECT is primarily used as a VERB in English. It has two main meanings, which are closely related. Affect may mean to alter the feelings of, or to change the mental state of someone or something. It may also mean, in a broader sense, to change or affect someone or something in any way.

EXAMPLES: So it is that we might say: How will the election AFFECTED the course of history? We might also say: The painting AFFECTED him so deeply he could not speak.

*The word EFFECT, in contrast, is used primarily as a NOUN in English. It has a number of related meanings, but generally speaking refers to the result of something, the power something might have to get that result, or a phenomenon in the world.

EXAMPLES: An example of the word used to refer to the result of something would be: The election had no effect on the course of history. We might also say: The EFFECT of the painting on him was profound. Phenomena are often also referred to as effects, such as the photoelectric EFFECT or the greenhouse effect.

-EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULES:
AFFECT may rarely be used as a noun, but this usage is esoteric and somewhat archaic.

EFFECT may also be occasionally used as a verb. When it is used in this way, it refers to something having a direct effect, or making it happen. It is usually suffixed by -ed, and takes an object.

-MNEMONIC DEVICE TO HELP YOU REMEMBER:
A verb is an action word, and both action and AFFECT begin with the letter A.



<Now for something completely better....>

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING PAIRINGS ALREADY. NO, SERIOUSLY. If you don't like them, GOOD! I didn't draw them for you.
-askerian

<If you like NaruSasu (& I don't mean SasuNaru) or SakuNaruSasuSakuSasuanasukuneka then you should really visit askerian! She's my favorite Naruto artist on dA. She was grumpy about pairings on that one, but I think you'll love her, too, so please check her out here [link] Thanks!! >